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January 8th, 2010

Tanks for the mammaries

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This is Rihanna’s video for her brilliant new single ‘Hard’. It’s recommended viewing for fans of nipple tape, military hardware and ludicrous shoulder pads. Which is just about everyone, right? However, we’re not sure Rihanna’s pink tank would be of any practical camouflage value in a combat situation, unless the theatre of war was in a bowl of blamanche.


We much prefer ‘Hard’ to current single ‘Russian Roulette’, although we must admit it’s grown on us. This version on Jonathan Ross is the best we’ve seen:


Again with the shoulder pads, Rihanna. It looks like you’ve forgotten to take the hanger out.

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