Comment #1 on the Katy Perry video for California Gurls, featuring Snoop’s Jelly Bear Army, Katy Perry naked on a cloud, and candy sticks that turn into snakes:

If only it was eh?

Ok, so you are probably thinking we have gone a bit vuvuzela crazy here at Love Machine. And yes, you aren’t wrong, we have. They are ruining my world cup and I get a least one headache each game now, but still I love the vuvuzela!

And now it seems like someone else shares my vuvuzela appreciation and has penned the official vuvuzela anthem! (Song after the jump)

Serocee & Rukaiya - Sound di Vuvuzela by Serocee

I would have picked this as the official world cup song. I’d much rather blow my vuvuzela than wave a flag. (That’s what she said).

Hurrah! Christina Aguilera has broken another chart record. But, she probably won’t be to happy about this one…

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Much like Donk started out as a hugely annoying local trend before crossing over into the mainstream and becoming accepted (for a bit), we reckon it’s only a matter of time before the vuvuzela starts making its mark on pop music. Especially now you don’t even need to source an original instrument:

We’ve downloaded the app, but luckily there’s absolutely zero chance we’ll get drunk and hideously overuse it at the Love Machine World Cup Quarter Finals Special.

Anyway, we’re sure producers will drop the bandwagon and you’ll be hearing it on every pop song within months. May we suggest some covers as starting points:

Rihanna - You can stand under my vuvuzela
Salt’n’Pepa - Vuvuzela’s not a fella
Kelis - Before you, my whole life was vuvuzela