Love Machine

Regardless of the fact that our three favourite judges are no longer on the show, the “talent” taking part in this year’s X Factor are weak and uninteresting. The overs category is our favourite - camp Johnny and crazy Kitty consistently bring the entertainment - which just goes to show how deep the show has sunk. Let’s just give Misha B the contract and cut out the deathly dull middleman.

In stark contrast to the mediocrity, Sunday’s results show saw performances from Kelly Clarkson and Professor Green with Emeli Sandé. Both acts put in “world class performances”. ‘Mr Know It All’ isn’t Kelly’s strongest lead single ever, and ‘Read All About It’ is no ‘Be Good To Green’ but there was definitely a whiff of superstardom in the air.

Don’t just take our word for it though - watch now:

PS. Bruno Mars was also there, but frankly we couldn’t give two tiny shits about him.