Y’know, we’ve done some impressive things in the history of Love Machine. Doughnuts on the dancefloor. Octogenarian transvestites on the dancefloor. Embargo-breaking pop hits and superstar guest performers and DJs.
But this time we’ve really outdone ourselves.
On 1st April, we’ve got the hottest new girlband of the moment Parade playing. They’re signed to Atlantic Records and have just got back from supporting Alexandra Burke on tour, and they’ll be taking to the Love Machine stage to perform tracks including their debut single ‘Louder’, out this month. Will they steal The Saturdays’ girl band crown? This is your chance to come down and decide for yourself.
THIS WILL SELL OUT. The only way to guarantee getting in is to buy one of our limited pre-sale tickets here.
Oh…and did we mention they’re playing TWICE?
Before Love Machine kicks off, we’re co-hosting a super-exclusive Parade fan event with our very good friends at Teen Today. The TT crew are always down at Love Machine drunkenly lurching around the stage, so we figured they might as well make themselves useful and put on an incredible event with us while they’re there.
Tickets for this event sold out in UNDER TWO MINUTES (before we even noticed they were on sale, so we’re not sure if we can actually get in), but go over to Teen Today for more info and to get on the waiting list.

Now, amid all this Parade-related excitement, let’s remember something very important:
Lady Gaga is the most exciting pop star in the world, and that’s just a fact - a modern-day Lisa Scott-Lee, if you will. And to celebrate the 25th anniversary of Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta being born in New York, we’re declaring April our LOVE MACHINE LADY GAGA SPECIAL.
Get that bacon out of the fridge and start stitching those muppets together, because if you dress as Lady Gaga you’ll get in free, and there’ll be a prize for the best outfit. We’ll also be playing every Lady Gaga single (no change there, then) and giving away rare and exclusive Gaga prizes for every track we play.
You know it’s going to be good. Buy a limited advance ticket here and book your place at the pop event of the season…
