Love Machine

BONG!

• Madonna working with William Orbit and Boy George on new album [via Twitter]

BONG!

• Amy Winehouse takes #1 on the album charts with Back To Black [via Digital Spy]

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• Rihanna is almost finished working on her new album [via maximum POP!]

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• Listen to previews from Example’s new record Playing In The Shadows [via Popjustice]

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• Nicole Scherzinger shows off stills for new single ‘Wet’ [via That Grape Juice]

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• Jedward solve your love life issues in Love Lines [via Teen Today]

There have been so many wonderful pieces written about Amy Winehouse over the weekend, that there’s no need for us to add our 800 words. We would like to say “goodbye, Amy” though. We think that’s appropriate.

Amy Winehouse has been quiet of late, ‘working hard’ on her new album (much like the Klaxons) so it really is fantastic to see her pop her head up just before the end of the decade which, in column inches at least, she has dominated.

She halledgedly did the following last night:

-Kicked a theatre manager in the groin at a pantomine starring Anthea Turner, Mickey Rooney and Bobby Davro
-Kept shouting ‘he’s fucking behind you’
-Yelled out ‘fuck Cinders, Prince Charming, marry me’
-Called the Ugly Sisters ‘bitches’
-Told Anthea at half time, ‘I love you, Anthea, sticky-back plastic, I love you’
-Made children cry
-Was carried out kicking and screaming by her two minders

Rumours that she was just upset that regular Prince Charming, Ben Adams of A1, was too ill to perform have not been confirmed.

In amongst the outrage from the tabloids, we really have to point out the following:

-The Ugly Sisters are bitches
-Dionne Bromfield’s parents really couldn’t have chosen a better godmother
-This story is absolutely hilarious in every respect

Well done Amy and all of us at Love Machine hope you have a crack-ing Christmas