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• The Saturdays talk about their new album [via PopDash]

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• Christina Aguilera will feature on the new Maroon 5 single ‘Moves Like Jagger’ [via Digital Spy]

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• Beyonce to join Kelly Rowland at judge’s houses stage of The X Factor UK? [via MTV UK]

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• Scissor Sisters are writing the soundtrack to the new ‘Fraggle Rock’ movie [via NME]

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• Kylie and Dannii Minogue would love to work together again [via Music-News]

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• Madonna will be back in the studio next month [via Gigwise]

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• Nicole Scherzinger performs a cover of Adele’s ‘Rolling In The Deep’ [via YouTube]

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• Scissor Sisters to preview new material at Lovebox Festival [via Digital Spy]

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• will.i.am promises Cheryl Cole will break America without The X Factor [via MTV UK]

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• Listen to new Kylie Minogue b-side ‘Silence’ [via We Are Pop Slags]

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• Lady Gaga is changing the game with her landmark album campaign [via MSNBC]

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• The X Factor UK finally confirms its judging panel [via Entertainmentwise]

We were told by @teentoday that the new Jordan Knight single, ‘Let’s Go Higher’, was amazing and so we listened to it on YouTube and it was actually the opposite of amazing.

It’s just a bit old hat, isn’t it? The production, the lyrics, the video, Jordan himself…

Here are some songs about being HIGHER and also about GETTING LOW that are 80-100% better than that effort from Mr. Knight.

1. The Saturdays - ‘Higher’

2. Christina Milian - ‘Dip It Low’

3. Steve Winwood - ‘Higher Love’

4. Flo Rida - ‘Low’

5. Taio Cruz - ‘Higher’ feat. Kylie Minogue

Much better.

Kylie has done an advert for Lexus. Alternative revenue streams…..collapse of recorded music sales….natural product/music synergy…..blah blah blah

Most importantly, this is surely a major pun opportunity.

Here are seven of them:

1. Better the Castrol You Know
2. Slow (Lane)
3. Get Outta My Way Learner Driver
4. Love at First Biting Point
5. Hand on Your Sparkplug
6. In Your De-Eyes-Er
7. Can’t Get You Out of my Hood 

They’re not great are they. Can you think of any better ones? Tweet us: @lovemachineuk and we’ll put the best ones up!

8. 2 Jumpstarts

Awful.