Posts tagged Marcus Collins
The X Factor final takes place this weekend, and even though this series has probably been the worst in X Factor history, the final 3 are all quite good.
The following are more like our demands, to be honest, as the British public is quite literally un-fucking-predictable when it comes to a vote - how the HELL did we end up with Matt Cardle as last year’s winner for sobbing aloud? - but if events happen to work out in the way we want, we’ll claim WE CALLED IT until the end of time.
THIRD PLACE
The mum vote, because isn’t Marcus just so nice? SO nice. Someone said Marcus was “a brown Ray Quinn” and now we can’t unsee it. It doesn’t help that his mentor is the Prince Of Boring, Gary Barlow, but has Marcus done even one remarkable performance all series?
SECOND PLACE
Truthfully, if Amelia Lily hadn’t had a convenient lucky shortcut to the last few stages of the competition would she be in the final? Probably not. She would have crashed out round 5, TreyC Cohen style, probably to Kitty. The girl has some pipes on her though, no doubt and she has the look marketing types give a big thumbs up to. Thing is - have you heard how she narrates her VTs? There’s no personality there at all! Still, we’d rather no personality than a smarming “aren’t I nice to your nan” personality *cough* Marcus.
FIRST PLACE - WINNERS!!!
In week one, we probably weren’t alone in thinking that Rhythmix (as they were then called) would suffer the same fate as all other X Factor girlbands - a swift exit in either week one or two. Against all odds, not only have Little Mix made it to the final, they have NEVER been in the bottom 2. This is absolutely unprecedented for X Factor and it is vital that they now win the entire competition. The UK is ready for an X Factor girlband. WE ARE READY.
